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Joke of the Day
"Just gave all of my money to Charity, she gives a hell of a lap dance."
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"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"
"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""
"You can't trust a mule with an important task. They'll just half-ass it."
"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? right where you left it."
"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"
"Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back."
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it I'm hooked."
"If Reincarnation ends up being real... Those People who got ""YOLO"" tattoos are going to look... Pretty Silly"
"damn demi, your rap battle opponent didn't even try to diss your clothes. what's your secret. [camera pans out to show all-orange outfit]"