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Joke of the Day

"When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now"

"After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me."

"England can't win anything. Brazil took away their top spot of Most Embarrassing team."

"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"

"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."

"I had a lovely threesome with my girl friend and her twin He is a lovely chap"

"The Hunger Games is like Soccer. Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."

"How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb? One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it?!"

"Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord? My ass. Ha, haha, haha, ENOUGH."