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Joke of the Day
"What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice belt."
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"Knock Knock ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""No, Who's on first!"""
"i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field"
"Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!"
"Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
"I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing."
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound station and a lobster with a double D bra size? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"I met this 14 year old online, and she told me she is an undercover cop... How COOL is that for someone her age?"
"What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt."