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Joke of the Day

"A farmer was worried when he counted only 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, much to his relief, he had 200."

"Lunch. Meeting. Sure, let's ruin both at once."

"Did you know that each condom has a serial number printed on it? I guess you have never had to roll it back that far."

"How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted? Tigers have stripes."

"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."

"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."

"When pearl jam comes on and you're like... It doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this"

"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."

"Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!"

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I was like ""WOW"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""