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Joke of the Day

"Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's."

"What does a blueberry do at a party? The Anti-oxy-dance"

"A joke I've been working on. So a guy dies in a car wreck. He wakes up waiting in a line labeled automotive accidents. The guy in front of him and says "" You from South Carolina too?"""

"DIVORCE Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, because they never get the house."

"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror. I think that says alot."

"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"

"What do you call a guy who screams, ""I love you, mom!"" every time he climaxes? Me."

"When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite."

"Velcro What a rip-off!"

"How Do You Circumcise a Redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."