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Joke of the Day

"Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's."

"*walks into son's room to find a recording of him snoring* Dear God *dials 911* Help, a wizard turned my son into a 90's cassette player"

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of the window."

"Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar... Why?"

"Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television? Because the white balance was off on the camera."

"A man walks into a bar He got his penis out and was promptly arrested for public indecency."

"Today is my birthday and I turned 25 Jokes on me my insurance didn't go down."

"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What is the only difference between this year and last year? A building in Dubai."

"Modern Haircuts by Sean Head"