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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dog shaking? He had Barkinson's"
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"Did you hear about the terrorist with a house fetish? I hear he blew his house."
"What do you call a complaining adult? A groan up!"
"What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream? Rocky Road."
"COP: You seen an escaped evil octopus? ME: No COP: [looks up] Nice chandelier ME: Thanks COP: Why is it wet? ME: Um COP: And holding 8 guns?"
"This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy...."
"Hey dad, i got a question for the sex with my girlfriend Can you stop doing it?"
"Let me know when you're off your Man-Period!!!"
"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."
"Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar. My life is one big joke"