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Joke of the Day
"I can't fall asleep/So I think of some haikus/I should go tweet one!"
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"It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing."
"I believe the children are our future and they should be praised and nurtured because they are the bus drivers and cabbies of tomorrow, and I drink a lot."
"Everyone lectures Americans about our politics.. We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs."
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"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."
"What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn? Patti O'Furniture"
"I found a girl by the train tracks and got head. I would've gone to third base but I couldn't find the rest of her."
"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."