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Joke of the Day
"It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing."
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"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"
"[First date] okay just dont let her know you're a trump supporter Her: so what kinda wine should I get Me: haha white is always the best"
"Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico? Because there's only Juan Cena"
"Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain."
"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"
"Lately I've been getting in touch with my inner self. I really need to switch to a better brand of toilet paper."
"me and grandma are eating bread pudding and watching murder mysteries, she says what's up"
"What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? ""Is it mine""?"
"I used to be addicted to soap But I'm clean now."