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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn? Patti O'Furniture"

"why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough"

"Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one."

"This weekend is daylight savings time, which means the clock on my microwave will be right again."

"Fish Cakes A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, ""Do you sell fish cakes here?"" Bartender: No we don't. Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday."

"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."

"What do you call a tired tumblrina? A nap-kin."

"What's worst than fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring inside."

"Did you hear about the guy who kept shooting birds? He was charged with First Degree Burder."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"