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Joke of the Day
"What is the most uptight human instinct? Sex, there's hundreds of thousands of sex offenders."
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"There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him."
"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."
"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"
"Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money."
"My ex... My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs."
"A fun thing to do when you're done dating someone is just disappear completely and pretend you've lost your phone and died"
"What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis"
"Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident? He was trapped under da-Brie!"
"Which dinosaur will never be discovered? The Clitaurus"