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Joke of the Day
"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"
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"Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?"
"I Went To Purchase Some Camoflauge Clothes The Other Day But I just couldn't see myself in them."
"I just wished a Bride-to-be good luck on her first marriage. She didn't seem to appreciate my sincerity."
"What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !"
"What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock? Ewe, crank that soldier boy!"
"Pretentious? Moi?"
"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, clothe, school, and inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."
"A Welshman died at the weekend... Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep"
"When a dish comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I just put it back in for another round, because I believe in second chances."