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Joke of the Day

"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."

"What has two wings and a halo? A chinese man on the phone! Wing wing, halo?"

"Her: Where ya been? Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead? Me: Yeah. All of them."

"What do I call my pasta friend? Ma Caroni! (my crony)"

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart"

"Parents w/ 1st Baby: ""Aww he's starting to walk! C'mon buddy, u can do it!"" Parents w/ Baby #4: ""SHIT, HE'S STANDING! QUICK, SWEEP THE LEG!"""

"Did you hear about that Muslim entrepreneur who invented springed prayer mats? His prophets went through the roof!"

"Time for a police based knock knock joke. PEW PEW PEW it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!"

"Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US."