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Joke of the Day

"The rising new trend is "" An@l Bleaching "". Usually I would be against such an activity ,but....Some ***holes do need to LIGHTEN UP !!"

"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."

"If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership."

"Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !"

"Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes."

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass! Credit: 12 year old me"

"Damn girl, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple... And if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in the hospital every day"

"I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders."

"I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results.. What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?"