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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."
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"What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow"
"What happens when you keep feeding a cow money? You get rich milk."
"There are two goldfish in a tank One fish turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."
"Why are programmers good husbands? Because they're good at commiting."
"German sausages... are the wurst."
"Is it considered sexual assault to masturbate while cyber bullying? If so, I owe a pretty heartfelt apology to some members of PlaystationNetwork."
"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married."
"Q: Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne? A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes."
"Cracked a joke about the Titanic. Went down well."