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Joke of the Day
"Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass! Credit: 12 year old me"
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"What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? A Wind-up Merchant."
"Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before..."
"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."
"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months."
"A guy I know just posted ""I'm relaxing today, don't bother me"" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not"
"Opinions are like assholes... sometimes you need a second asshole"
"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"
"Me: I like how you dyed all the meat green for St. Patrick's Day. Chipotle manager: It's St. Patrick's Day?"
"Making my kids homemade blueberry muffins. *opens package* *adds water*"