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Joke of the Day

"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"

"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""

"A world without women...... Is a pain in the ass"

"What do the mafia and a women's pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"

"DM:You're so hot, wanna Skype? Me: it is quite hot, and a skype sounds delicious. Is that vodka? DM: ME:hello...you there"

"I'm never mean to a girl in glasses, because she will most likely turn out to be hot and popular by the end of the movie."

"the C in CNN stands for cterrible"

"""Grandma, may i play with your tits?"" ""Sure, honey! Just don't run away too far!"""

"Throwing acid is wrong... ...in some people's eyes."