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Joke of the Day
"How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"
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"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"
"[coming home from cinema] Don't let that ninja film go to your head again. *roundhouse kicks the light switch on* ""I won't"""
"I heard a joke today that made me shit myself. It was just a bit of self-defecating humor."
"How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)"
"I wish my lawn was emo So it would cut itself"
"I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up. If anything it made it more sluggish."
"Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for ""coffee,"" first make sure she has coffee, you don't want to get up there and there's no coffee."
"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""
"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"