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Joke of the Day

"Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that CAN gather information from incomplete data"

"Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian"

"Wished my wife a 'Happy Valentine's ay!' I'll give her the D later."

"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."

"I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day."

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."

"What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup? A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive."

"and so, the squirrel who forgot where he buried his acorn became the squirel who planted this tall beautibful oak tree"

"What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? An ironing board's legs are hard to open."