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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that CAN gather information from incomplete data"

"Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He bombed on stage."

"If procrastination was a course offered at school I'd get an ""i"" for incomplete."

"What do you call oral sex with a paraplegic girl? Meals on wheels."

"How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell."

"Fellas, If her pelvis doesn't touch yours when you embrace, she doesn't find you attractive."

"Fish are just mobile sushi storage units."

"[Last Supper] Jesus:""We need 13 chairs please"" Judas:""But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD"" Jesus:""AD?"""

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long."