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Joke of the Day
"Wished my wife a 'Happy Valentine's ay!' I'll give her the D later."
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"A baby seal walks into a club..."
"If you get a present from me with scissors and a roll of tape trapped under the wrapping paper, I'm gonna need those back."
"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""
"What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison?? Chili CON Carne!"
"[Hall of Justice] Aquaman: How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress? Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help."
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side."
"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."
"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? Throw in the laundry."
"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."