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Joke of the Day

"People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears."

"Kids should think twice about threatening to run away from home. It only fills their parents with false hope."

"Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot. He couldn't find it."

"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."

"Whats the difference between a mosquito and your mom? The mosquite stops sucking when I slap it."

"Donald Trump. ...That is the joke."

"This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself."

"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"

"why did the cyclops close his school because he only had one pupil"

"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."