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Joke of the Day

"Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot. He couldn't find it."

"Go ahead, make up your own joke and think of it fondly as you read this."

"Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference!"

"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"

"So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead... Boy, was his face read."

"You know that you have a terrible sense of humor... when you find that click-baiting is funny"

"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"

"A prostitute said she would do anything for $10... Guess who just got their car washed!"

"How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?... You take the letter F out of way."

"Hell hath no fury like that of a woman waiting for you to reply to her text all the while she sees you're continuing to send tweets."