164453
Joke of the Day
"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"
Next Joke
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"
"My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan."
"Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!"
"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"
"The biggest problem with teen pregnancy is that those idiots still think it's okay to name a kid ""Bentley"" or ""Destiny."""
"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't stand on any leg they would fall"
"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots"
"What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves? Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money"