157307
Joke of the Day
"why did the cyclops close his school because he only had one pupil"
Next Joke
"Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza"
"Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral so you'd be the thing underneath me."
"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."
"I like to sneak into people's houses and masturbate in their livingroom. ...so far no ones heard me cumming."
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
"what do you call cheese thats not yours. someone elses cheese. what else would it be."
"What did Elon Musk get after his talk on colonizing Mars? Shit questions."
"Why were people milking cow upside down? Because the system went tits-up"