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Joke of the Day
"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period."
Next Joke
"Son, your mom and I have been fighting a lot lately and we have decided that *dad piledrives mom into the coffee table* we're gonna go pro."
"Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third."
"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."
"Knock knock"
"Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"
"Did you hear how the deaf electrician asked his friend to repeat what he said? Watt?"
"Jesus might love me but my girlfriend gives me blowjobs so religion is stupid."
"Everyone in my class is arguing about science, And I'm just sitting here, maths debating."
"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"