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Joke of the Day

"How do you make soup gold? You put in fourteen carrots."

"I finally watched Bokeback Mountain... I learned that when two cowboys go up into the mountains, the sheep have nothing to worry about!"

"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."

"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"

"my day was poop until i pictured shaq using two giraffes as ipod ear buds"

"Does the KKK still exist? Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD..."

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again... I've said it before."

"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."

"How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"I can't believe I'm in class on Presidents' Day. This is an obamanation."