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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to tell jokes to shoreline oceanographers They always take things littorally."
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"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. ""First offender?"" The judge asked. ""No"" said the bailiff, ""First a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"I'm starting to think people are having babies solely for the Facebook likes."
"Just so we're all clear: NASA is getting a direct feed from a robot on Mars, but I still can't make a cell phone call from my basement."
"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"
"What color is the most metal? Ma*djent*a"
"The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late"
"What did the chef say to his assistant when he got handed the wrong ingredients? This is neither the thyme nor the plaice."
"My girlfriend has a twin I asked for a threesome once and amazingly she said yes! Not only was her twin better looking but he was an all round great guy as well"
"do you know why the chameleon couldn't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction"