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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"
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"My therapy group is a joke. The doctor is supposed to match you with people you have something in common with but everyone here is nuts."
"Why was the butcher fired? Because he was caught *beating his meat*!"
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