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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black Asian bird? Croatian."
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"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."
"What is heavy forwards but not backwards? A ton."
"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""
"What does a tire made of potatoes have? An inner tuber."
"I went to my highschool reunion and came across a woman I'd never seen before. Luckily she didn't notice."
"Rest areas are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label... It says: Warning - May contain traces of nuts."
"What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!"