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Joke of the Day
"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."
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"Woman always call me ugly until I tell them how much money I earn Then they call me both ugly and poor"
"Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge? Don't they want to get better?"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money for a lentil on my chest. ( credit to the guy who told this on tv Fri night )"
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
"when you write a word and it looks wrong but it's right and you just sit there and contemplate life"
"What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film."
"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"
"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."
"Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did."