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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an immigrant & a book? One of them has papers."

"I've had blue balls for a week. I need to stop dipping them in ink."

"My mom called me 4 times in a row and woke me up to tell me this joke. I'm so excited about spring i wet my plants!"

"[1st date] Her: I love quail Me: Omg me too! H: Love Cher M: Omg me too! H: Love men Me: Omg me too! H: Love Pepsi M: WTF is wrong with you?"

"A crazy girlfriend is like a box chocolates, They will both kill your dog."

"Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy."

"In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The remaining 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand."

"What's the only thing better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."

"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."

"My girl threw this one at me right before bed: ""Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?"" Because they always do a full cavity search!"