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Joke of the Day

"I've had blue balls for a week. I need to stop dipping them in ink."

"Q: How do you make a Venetian blind? A: Stick a finger in his eye."

"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."

"One of my ongoing office fantasies involves a coworker walking by my desk while I'm actually working"

"New years- the only day where its socially acceptable to drink this early"

"The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!"

"Japan's flag is like a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you."

"So, tell me. Why do Russians go crazy over pho? Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*"

"In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly."