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Joke of the Day

"What's the only thing better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."

"What is the difference between a horse and a cabbage? I have never been hungry enough that I could eat a cabbage."

"Shout out to all the frozen desserts out there. Step to me with a dessert that ain't frozen and I'll snap your damn face off"

"I just don't understand pedophiles, kids are SO annoying."

"You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, ""Regular or Unleaded?"""

"This morning I waved to the garbage men and smiled at coworkers in the elevator and now I'm pretty sure my wife is drugging my coffee."

"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."

"My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime."

"What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle? I got my ion you."

"Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9? Because 7 ate(8) 9!"