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Joke of the Day

"A crazy girlfriend is like a box chocolates, They will both kill your dog."

"What did the father of a dog family tell his son after he made a racist joke In this family we don't see colors, son."

"What do you call a Bull that masturbates? Beef Stroganoff"

"I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries."

"Which is the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms."

"What's the difference between extremist and /r/the_donald? At least one group can grow a beard."

"Wired: ""Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"" Amazon: ""We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"""

"[Spelling Bee] -Your word is phlegm -Can you use it in a sentence? *loudly clears throat for 5 minutes*"

"The greatest math problem of all time! How many liters of alcohol have can be found in the phrase ""Let's go out for a beer""?"

"How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them, skyscrapers can't jump."