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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you? He's staring at your shoes instead of his own."
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"Rick Astley will give you all of his Disney movies. But he is never gonna give you Up"
"Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi."
"So pi and the imaginary number are talking... and i says to pi, ""be rational."" Pi responds, ""u shut ur bitch-ass whore mouth or im gon shank u mofo"" and i says, ""Oh shit just got real."""
"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"
"Two most important rules of programming 1. Avoid repetitions 2. Avoid repetitions"
"My friend's body temperature is currently -273.15 C Don't worry though, he's 0K."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow his FRESH PRINTS!"
"What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !"
"I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."