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Joke of the Day
"Where did the dog find her husband? At the Groomers!"
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"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars? ....The food was great, but there was no atmosphere."
"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"
"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."
"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"
"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"What did one suicide bomber say to the other? ""Dude, I don't think it worked."""
"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"
"An atheist and a vegan walk into a bar... The only reason I know this is because they both told everybody."