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"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."
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"Roses are red, violets are yellow, lilacs are cyan, carnations are rainbowish, this LSD pill is lovely."
"OUT OF ALL THE BIKES ON THIS BIKE RACK, THIS ONE'S SEAT DEFINITELY SMELLS THE WORST."
"Life advice: 1.Never be afraid to say what's on your mind 2.Never be afraid to do what's on your mind 3.Don't take life advice on Twitter"
"CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off - Mr Miyagi [2014]"
"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."
"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""
"Where do you put a Jew who can't pay attention? Concentration Camp."
"What vegetable is a bug most afraid of? Stephen Hawking"
"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."