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Joke of the Day

"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""

"my neighbor who got his nut shot off last winter is outside gluing his license plate to his van"

"The Worst ""F"" Word Finals"

"Superman ruins a lot of button down shirts."

"I slappa da bass man... ... then he and the drummer beat the shit out of me :("

"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"

"Girl, me without you is like the History Channel without World War Two."

"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"

"Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber. It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada."

"Never treat someone like a saturday night when they treat you like a monday morning."