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Joke of the Day
"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."
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"I'd love to show a fountain to someone from the 3rd world: ""This is our water showing off contraption. We also throw our extra money in it"""
"I Googled ""James Earl Jones"" to see whether or not he's alive and the Wikipedia link was purple from the other times I've done this."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand? I'll sit"
"I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture."
"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""
"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid"
"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"
"Bad religious joke I created. One day Jesus is talking to god and says, ""Hey dad, guess what I did today?"" God: ""What?"" Jesus: ""I walked on water."" God: ""No way."" Jesus: ""Yahweh!"" Badum, tss"