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Joke of the Day
"What noise does a train say when it eats Chew Chew *crap joke*"
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"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."
"The difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker... The oyster shucker shucks between fits!"
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Why do you need electric light when you have a glass ceiling?"
"What's the difference between a fat girl and model? The black guy doesn't give a shit"
"GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TOcan you take your shoes off MOSES: What? Why G: I'm trying to keep the place nice, OK? M: It's a mountain"
"CLEVELAND: We want a championship. DEVIL: ok, but you'll have to host the Republicans. CLE: ...Fine. DEVIL: Trump's the guy. CLE: We want 2."
"How does a coat steal something? They jacket"
"Whats up Cake? Muffin"
"I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy"