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Joke of the Day

"What noise does a train say when it eats Chew Chew *crap joke*"

"What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'"

"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing. He did not recognize them."

"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"

"Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips? For the Halibut."

"If ""The Stache"" is ever going to make a real comeback they are going to have to stop posting pictures of pedophiles on the evening news."

"What do you call a Japanese Transvestite? Nip Tuck"

"Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?"

"I'm bad at misleading people Not"

"Q: How do mathematicians scold their children? A: ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""