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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fat girl and model? The black guy doesn't give a shit"
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"7 y/o daughter: Why don't they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape? And now I know what Einstein's parents felt like"
"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""
"If I want to bang an Eskimo... Alaska"
"I shoot cans... Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Africans."
"I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever."
"I ordered the kit ""Make your wife beautiful"" And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister."
"I will let you borrow any movie from my Pixar collection, except one. I'm never gonna give you Up."
"Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that"
"Why do midgets laugh when they run in fields? Because the grass tickles their balls"