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Joke of the Day

"Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."

"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"

"What's long, hard and a bit shitty at the end? This joke."

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot ? A carrot"

"I have patio furniture in the friend zone."

"My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party. I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle."

"What is the difference between ""ooo"" and ""aaa""? About three centimeters."

"I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it's for her is to eat it. Apparently"

"Bruce Willis is at the supermarket, standing by the cucumbers & laughing hysterically, pointing at them with tears streaming down his face"

"Rather? What is the best yes/no question(a.k.a. scrubles)? Similar to rater or not..."