183620

Joke of the Day

"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"

"Meeting my friend's new kid is always awkward. I mean, do I let them smell my hand before I pet it or just go right in?"

"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little nazis"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"

"Standing in the Park wondering why... I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."

"Zombies must be great with girls. They're always getting into their guts."

"Went to a parade. For an hour, bored people on floats waved. For an hour, My 2-year-old waved back. It was the greatest day of her life."

"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."

"Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse."

"Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"