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Joke of the Day

"Rather? What is the best yes/no question(a.k.a. scrubles)? Similar to rater or not..."

"Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!"

"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"

"I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites. As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing."

"My exercising equipment has a hobby It collects dust"

"While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that."

"COP: Your home was robbed ME: Dang I had a self-designed alarm system C: Didn't work M: Back to the drawing board C: They stole that M: Dang"

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"Are you a Farmer? Cause you know how to raise a cock!"

"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"