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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ""ooo"" and ""aaa""? About three centimeters."
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"Why cant you play cards on a rowboat? Because you're sitting on the deck..."
"What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common? For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)"
"My facial hair is Italian and native American It's Apache"
"[home depot] ME: I think I like this huge decorative rock HER: Boulder ME: Ok [with confidence] I REALLY LOVE THIS HUGE DECORATIVE ROCK"
"I was going to tell a Nirvana joke, but... Nevermind."
"I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman."
"I've heard of trauma causing blindness like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating"
"What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon? Just water?"
"How was copper wire invented ? One copper coin, two dwarves."