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Joke of the Day

"I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it's for her is to eat it. Apparently"

"What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!"

"Dude, relax. Nothing wrong with a little experimenting. You're making a brokeback mountain out of a brokeback molehill."

"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...one asks for H2O, the other one asks for H2O too, the second one died."

"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"

"What do you call a virgin in West Virginia? An only child...."

"I finally lost my virginity Congrats, bro, sit down and tell me about it. Can't sit yet."

"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"

"Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation At least they can work to a deadline"

"I'm pretty bad at building fences Oops, wrong place for this post."