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Joke of the Day

"My doctor wanted a stool sample a urine sample and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear. Classic Rodney D"

"A politician in an ancient civilization... He'll only just babble on."

"What do you call an original joke? Baha Fresh"

"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."

"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my cellar"

"Why was the Amish girl shunned? Too Mennonite."

"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"

"Just bumped into Gloria Gaynor's ghost! At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time."

"Who is the world's worst suicide hotline operator? Shia Lebouf."