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Joke of the Day
"Just bumped into Gloria Gaynor's ghost! At first I was afraid, I was petrified."
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"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"
"Two peanuts are walking down Central Park... one of them was assaulted."
"What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween? Pump Kin"
"Maternity. Sounds like you're going to be pregnant forever."
"Soon after we find out Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman, he gets into a car wreck Really getting into character I see"
"What did they call that ancient philosopher from China who quoted a lot about a woman's pussy? cuntfucius"
"That moment when someone asks you 'How are you doing?' and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering"
"Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly."
"There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican"