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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Amish girl shunned? Too Mennonite."
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"Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back' Sam said."
"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."
"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."
"What do you call a urinating khalif. Wiz Khalifa"
"People with epilepsy see the opportunity And they seize in it."
"What's that diving? Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound..."
"My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve"
"Women are like hurricanes... They enter your life wet and wild, and they leave with your lawn furniture THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH, YOU BITCH."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face"