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Joke of the Day
"I'm confused Wait... maybe I'm not"
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"Paralympics Q: What's better than winning the Paralympics? A: Having legs!"
"My whole life feels like when you're called up to the chalkboard to solve a math problem."
"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."
"A gambler hits the jackpot *What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife. ""31 black"""
"What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature"
"What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"
"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."
"Who is the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick? The hip replacement guy."